June 2009
2 posts
May 2009
4 posts
April 2009
7 posts
Watchshit taco
butterflies taste with their feet.
you’re welcome.
in my mouf...
“Y’all over there eatin’ cookies and I’m over here, alone, with nothin’ in my mouf. Awwww shit wait, NO HOMO, NO HOMO!!”
This is what I hear if not all of my ghetto students get food at exactly the same time.
March 2009
6 posts
Watchbecause it came up the other day…
due to my sickness, i have created the coolest sneeze ever. it involves me 1) shouting the letter “z” at the ground, 2) developing a quite painful neck cramp, 3) coughing 2 or 3 times, and 4) expelling the entire contents of my head onto whatever i’m aimed at.
motherfucker, i’m ill. and sick.
not a land speed record...
so it took me 45 minutes to get from my apartment to the mall, go to VS, go to wegman’s and get home. that’s a total of 16 miles. only 21.333333333 miles per hour. in my defense, i did have obstacles. the first were the people on the highway who wouldn’t go over 80. wienerbabies! i like a little understeer on my shopping excursions! the second was the lashawnda at the...
ok back
i wonder how fast i can get to the mall, go to wegmans and get home…..and GO!
February 2009
9 posts
so it turns out that vacuuming is made much more fun with the right amount of beer. the dirt is so much more irritating!
BLAH too early!
success
test of tumblr widget
help.
this looks like crap. jon and jaime need to come help me code this bitch. they have sk11z.
January 2009
1 post
